Things I never understood back in the day

First I was a huge power ranger fan and had a crush on red ranger Jason.

But what was funny ,is that the Megazord on every programme no matter what….after every battle ,would pose….quite funny really . especially if you watch it back as an adult.

CatDog …Watch the cartoon it’s bout a cat and dog head conjoined …this put all sorts of questions in my head .The fist began how it went to the loo , impossible it had 2 heads and no back bit ,when that cat went off on a date with a girl cat …the dog half was there too..what’s that all about???

Donkey & Dragon , don’t tell me you have not thought about how on earth they….make love ?? This huge massive Dragon and a tiny little donkey I just can’t see it .

The teenagers of Scooby Doo are the oldest teenagers in the world ,they’ve been tennis since the 60s , Maggie Simpson has been a baby forever?

Clifford the big red dog he is huge ….how do you clean up after him poop bags the size of hot air balloons!

Right up to my late teens I thought Cher was a man,until one day in the car ,mum and my brother corrected me “he is a good singer Cher” “SHE SHE SHE” was the reply ,She? My reply “Cher Is a woman Joanna”….I replied “Oh I didn’t know?” I was quite innocent back then and had no clue about transgender or sexes ect ,I just thought everyone was heterosexual.I learnt eventually that there were other things.

I always thought Dame Edna was A real woman ,I watched her show a lot with my brother when we were younger ….had no idea she was Barry Humphreys until I was an adult.

And before you start judging my funny story ,which they are ,mean to be funny .

As a child I never grew up too fast ,I was a child innocent with imagination playing with toys ,not worrying about how I looked or daft nonsense like that ..coz I was a child all I wanted to do was play go on days out and see animals and family that’s it. Don’t grow up to fast kids enjoy being kids don’t worry about adult stuff until you’re an adult ,be innocent and carefree .

Single Women Don’t have to Have Kids!

Recently on Twitter there has been some uproar about people saying “Single Women HAVE to have kids”.It’s rubbish no one has to do anything they don’t want to do.

As a single woman who does not want kids Id like to explain my reasons for not having or wanting kids…then we will get on to the nasty people on Twitter!

I’m 39 I have Asburgers ,I have a history of depression ,stress and anxiety.y9u cannot have kids with these I know for a fact I’d brake down in to a huge depression and probably end up I’ll in hospital.Also I have been single since I was born in 1983 .I don’t have much money to my name ,I can’t afford a house or anything expensive so I won’t be able to afford kids.Also If I did end up with a man he would have to be single with no kids from past relationships…..I really do not want any of that at all,I’d rather have a partner who has no kids no baggage no physco exs.just a nice clean slate.These reasons should make perfect sense to anyone with a brain!!

Now to the trolls and bullies ,I noticed some nasty people put comments that are totally sexist and so old fashioned cob webs were floating on them.There is no need for nasty comments you cannot bully women or force them into being with child …that would be classed as rape you stupied idiots!

Some men were saying women were put on earth to give birth….well not all of us you historically old old people from 1800s ,we have personal choice and reasons for not wanting kids ,plus no money and illness that make us unable to be good mum’s,and there are some bad parents out there …..DO NOT TELL ME there isn’t becous6 there is ….you seem to forget about that when making your sexist old comments!!

No human is perfect and some people who have kids who are on drugs ,have metal health and other issues not all but some have no idea how to treat there kids ,also there are abusive parents….so don’t make out having kids is happy ever after for everyone ….becouse it’s not …..some people really cannot cope with the stress.

It’s your choice ladies if you don’t want kids don’t have them don’t let these losers force you into things you don’t want to do!