Category: funny

Blog Of Grumpy Middle Aged woman

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Nearly 40 so getting older ,plus I am British ,and we are the best moaning and complainers in the world.Iam in the mood for moaning.

First sick of people setting fires in their gardens ,I like my window open and to have fresh air and coolness ,currently some selfish neighbour has a fire …..my eyes are stinging and ,I have breathing difficulties which I take nose spray for…..think of others before you set fires.!!!

Bouncing balls and trampolines horrid noises ,bouncing balls is a noise that ends up in your head like the ball is being bounced in your head ughhhh!!!

Noisey neighbours I don’t like your loud beating crappy music ,also turn your voices down the whole street does not need to hear you ,keep everything private in your own space not everyone else’s.

Cannabis smell ….just ban it completely it’s illegal it makes people Gaga and it smells like a toilet drain in a rubbish pile with rotten food on it .

Your reading this thinking I’d hate to live where she lives….your right haha….I just want peace and silence only noises I want to hear is nature maybe the odd car or plane pass by….but that it….and fresh lovely air with no horrid smells.

Things I never understood back in the day

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First I was a huge power ranger fan and had a crush on red ranger Jason.

But what was funny ,is that the Megazord on every programme no matter what….after every battle ,would pose….quite funny really . especially if you watch it back as an adult.

CatDog …Watch the cartoon it’s bout a cat and dog head conjoined …this put all sorts of questions in my head .The fist began how it went to the loo , impossible it had 2 heads and no back bit ,when that cat went off on a date with a girl cat …the dog half was there too..what’s that all about???

Donkey & Dragon , don’t tell me you have not thought about how on earth they….make love ?? This huge massive Dragon and a tiny little donkey I just can’t see it .

The teenagers of Scooby Doo are the oldest teenagers in the world ,they’ve been tennis since the 60s , Maggie Simpson has been a baby forever?

Clifford the big red dog he is huge ….how do you clean up after him poop bags the size of hot air balloons!

Right up to my late teens I thought Cher was a man,until one day in the car ,mum and my brother corrected me “he is a good singer Cher” “SHE SHE SHE” was the reply ,She? My reply “Cher Is a woman Joanna”….I replied “Oh I didn’t know?” I was quite innocent back then and had no clue about transgender or sexes ect ,I just thought everyone was heterosexual.I learnt eventually that there were other things.

I always thought Dame Edna was A real woman ,I watched her show a lot with my brother when we were younger ….had no idea she was Barry Humphreys until I was an adult.

And before you start judging my funny story ,which they are ,mean to be funny .

As a child I never grew up too fast ,I was a child innocent with imagination playing with toys ,not worrying about how I looked or daft nonsense like that ..coz I was a child all I wanted to do was play go on days out and see animals and family that’s it. Don’t grow up to fast kids enjoy being kids don’t worry about adult stuff until you’re an adult ,be innocent and carefree .