Category: childhood

We can’t all have kids

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As a catholic you would think I would agree with the pope on things.

Not everything he thinks we should all have children and not pet dogs,this does not work for me and other people.

For Example In the past I have suffered stress , depression,panic attacks and anxiety ,if I had kids I would not be able to cope I would end up in hospital with a huge break down so due to stress.

A DOG is much better for me ,I feel relaxed and loved by dogs and they matter alot to me ,they help with my Asperger’s and help me not feel alone and I can talk and be comforted by a dog life without one would be depressing.

Not all women can have kids ,they can’t afford mental health issues ,health issues ,life issues also some people would be bad abusive parents and just shouldn’t have kids.

So no we cannot all go round having kids there are personal issues and loads of other issues .

Sometimes having a pet is better for people and their health ,plus you have a choice it’s your life it’s your body it is up to you ,don’t have people tell you that you HAVE to.

Having children is a lot of effort and hard work and costly not everyone can cope with that ,I’m one that can’t ….I get anxious when kids are noisy and running around I get like this when shops are very crowded I’m.no good with crowds .

And I happily bless dogs and pets if given the right to .

Things I never understood back in the day

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First I was a huge power ranger fan and had a crush on red ranger Jason.

But what was funny ,is that the Megazord on every programme no matter what….after every battle ,would pose….quite funny really . especially if you watch it back as an adult.

CatDog …Watch the cartoon it’s bout a cat and dog head conjoined …this put all sorts of questions in my head .The fist began how it went to the loo , impossible it had 2 heads and no back bit ,when that cat went off on a date with a girl cat …the dog half was there too..what’s that all about???

Donkey & Dragon , don’t tell me you have not thought about how on earth they….make love ?? This huge massive Dragon and a tiny little donkey I just can’t see it .

The teenagers of Scooby Doo are the oldest teenagers in the world ,they’ve been tennis since the 60s , Maggie Simpson has been a baby forever?

Clifford the big red dog he is huge ….how do you clean up after him poop bags the size of hot air balloons!

Right up to my late teens I thought Cher was a man,until one day in the car ,mum and my brother corrected me “he is a good singer Cher” “SHE SHE SHE” was the reply ,She? My reply “Cher Is a woman Joanna”….I replied “Oh I didn’t know?” I was quite innocent back then and had no clue about transgender or sexes ect ,I just thought everyone was heterosexual.I learnt eventually that there were other things.

I always thought Dame Edna was A real woman ,I watched her show a lot with my brother when we were younger ….had no idea she was Barry Humphreys until I was an adult.

And before you start judging my funny story ,which they are ,mean to be funny .

As a child I never grew up too fast ,I was a child innocent with imagination playing with toys ,not worrying about how I looked or daft nonsense like that ..coz I was a child all I wanted to do was play go on days out and see animals and family that’s it. Don’t grow up to fast kids enjoy being kids don’t worry about adult stuff until you’re an adult ,be innocent and carefree .